Displayed inside a display cabinet on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground sits a vibrant pink suit performed in by the entertainer. His show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was considered a triumph.
You might not enjoy Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the greatest gift to music known to man. You might take a balanced view, admitting that some songs are excellent while others are terrible.
The point being is that enjoyment can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is no one way to create music or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
The five-day game boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon the environment.
The elements, the time of day, the cricket ball – the factors are countless. Above all is the pitch.
If the long game is a form of art, the pitch is the blank slate on which the players craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The Boxing Day fixture between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport broken apart and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a justification of the pitch which yielded a victory and the another short match of the series.
Leaving excessive grass on the pitch, leading to a cascade of wickets falling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between offense and defense.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a diverse canvas, a long history and ongoing. At times, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball moves excessively for the fast men. Sometimes, it turns square on a spinning track. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the time devoted during quieter periods.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Certain variables are accepted more easily than others.
The contention in during the match was that the balance was tipped too far towards the bowlers. That the top batters were hindered from showcasing their talents.
Test cricket is about finding solutions – reading the conditions and responding appropriately. The best individual scores were made by world-class batters. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the fans who have experienced a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the ground, countless fans waved their flags and created an atmosphere, generating a carnival vibe in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack excelled, advantage when players scored quickly, and pure joy when the win was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with difficult wickets. Previously, a Test there featured a wicket with the excitement of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a grind, with limited drama and slow play. This recent match and that previous match are extreme ends of the spectrum – one is not more perfect, yet historical weight can be ascribed to each.
At this stage into the current series, it is the quick finishes that will remain iconic in the history books.
"This isn't the demise of the format at all," said a veteran. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been given some genuine drama. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this match, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The team protected him, bringing back the joy to his face.
Different players delivered with vital performances. These are small positives, hardly enough to ensure long-term futures, but a foundation to build on.
In the end, this Melbourne victory is added to other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad gathered on the turf to commence their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, boys. You've earned this one.